I'm Liz, I'm a mom. I have 2 beautiful baby boys who are complete assholes, and they are my absolute favorite thing on the face of the Earth! I love to laugh at them...when they fall (don't judge), I love my stinky redneck husband, and I love to daydrink (again, don't judge, I'm Cajun so it doesn't count). I post anything I find amusing, inappropriate shit about my kids, music, just whatever I want. I'd love to tell you more but my 1 1/2 year old just took a giant dump on my floor...wish I was kidding. Enjoy...

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  • Push It
  • By: Salt-N-Pepa
  • 3,443 Plays

This is what my husband played on his phone as I was birthing my last child. The doctor is literally hands deep in my vag and I hear salt n peppa encouraging me to “push it real good.”

(Source: mudwerks, via runeybadger)

9:49 am
Shit happens when you party naked!  #turnerlee #hangingoutwithhiswangout #diaperrash

Shit happens when you party naked! #turnerlee #hangingoutwithhiswangout #diaperrash

9:47 am
Mama feels the same way about you growing up buddy!!!  #jeffersonrand #twomonths

Mama feels the same way about you growing up buddy!!! #jeffersonrand #twomonths

April 18, 2014 10:26 am
And THIS is how my morning is going… #dontjudge #itsforthemilk

And THIS is how my morning is going… #dontjudge #itsforthemilk

April 15, 2014 10:48 am
Well, that went great…😕🔫

Well, that went great…😕🔫

April 14, 2014 1:40 pm
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T-Rex Turner